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Joke of the Day
"Ever heard a band called 1023 Megabytes? Of course not. They haven't made a gig yet."
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"Listen kids, money's tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say 'thank you' and not complain about the lubricant."
"I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng neck. I want to date a giraffe basically."
"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."
"Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes. You're making the doctors come back again."
"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"
"I'm in charge of eight kids tonight. No big deal though I can be really responsib-- I'm in charge of seven kids tonight. No big deal though"
"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."