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Joke of the Day

"I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng neck. I want to date a giraffe basically."

"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."

"The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot? Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn."

"The key to every relationship is honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. Honesty. ...Gonna keep typing this until she stops looking over my shoulder."

"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"

"""I hate tacos""... Said no Juan ever"

"What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas"

"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."

"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"

"Womb is pronounced 'woom' and tomb as 'toom' So the fact that bomb is pronounced 'bawm' makes my head go fucking *boom*."