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Joke of the Day

"Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state."

"If you insist on telling me about your weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it's the only place I'll give a shit."

"What do you call a Pokemon that likes coins? A Pika-Jew"

"I asked my girlfriend why she always laughs after sex She says, it's an inside joke."

"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"

"I felt a twinge of sadness when I released my daughter would be leaving for college in a year. I have to wait a whole fucking year"

"What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave? It's Bill Withers."

"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"

"(Business) Mike: It's a sled. I call it the Mikesled. Bob: I have a better idea."

"I'm so tired I could sleep on a horse"