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Joke of the Day

"Why does a 6 oz hamburger have less energy than a 6 oz steak? Because the hamburger is in the ground state."

"Whats the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates."

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They aren't falling for that again..."

"Did blacks invent rape? Or did they steal that too?"

"My shiny watch has had a peaceful life... ...it's always had the time to reflect upon itself."

"You might think the cock and balls are similar. But there's a vas deferens between them."

"I asked my Welsh friend how many partners he's had in his life... he started to count and he fell asleep."

"What's the worlds longest sentence? I do."

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"

"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"