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Joke of the Day

"It's bad enough I have to worry about people when I leave my house now I have to contend with Pokemon as well"

"Damn girl, is your dad in jail? Cuz if I was your dad, I'd be in jail."

"My Mom taught me to treat others the way I want to be treated so I always walk up to strangers and spray canned cheese in their mouth."

"What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm."

"Why should men not engage in esports while horny? They get erekt."

"If you had to choose between world peace and Bill Gates' fortune... What color would your Lamborghini be?"

"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"

"I recently started my new job at the zoo circumcizing elephants... The pay isn't great, but the tips are huge."

"For all of you claiming you have over 100 IQ. How can you possibly score over 100%? I am very pleased with my score of 79."

"Why did u shoot ur wife ? Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover? Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week."