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Joke of the Day
"Which wrestler's weakness is the rain? Dwayne Johnson"
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"Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that."
"Whats the difference between congress and parliament? Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day."
"""Your resume lists the skills 'poor timing' & 'awkward'?"" Can I have a raise? ""We haven't hired you."" Oh. You're very handsome. ""I see."""
"How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine? By how fast it sinks."
"If the letters fall off your company's logo... ...maybe it's a bad sign."
"I have a fetish for paradoxes. They really turn me off."
"I like my women like i like my toilet paper. Soft, but not weak."
"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."
"Money :::: humans are the only species that have to pay to live on earth.."