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Joke of the Day
"I have a sexual attraction and fetish for car races I just love getting off to a good start"
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"Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke? [Removed]"
"If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive... They'd eventually find me attractive"
"Therapist: Problem? Me: I always quote Eminem lyrics. T: Explain? M: I can't tell you what it really is,I can only tell u what it feels like"
"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""
"Why do moths fly with their legs spread? Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?"
"My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket"
"I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke."
"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"
"Funny Meat Jeffrey sat at the dinner table eating with his mother, when she turned to him and said, "" this meat tastes kinda funny."" He replied, "" Sorry mother, I ran into a clown today."""