109391

Joke of the Day

"I was going to read a book on the male reproductive system today... ...But, unfortunately, the bookstore informed that it never came."

"A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo."

"Twitter kidnapped my Tweets. I just posted 2 of them and they disappeared. I hope they're okay and are being treated well wherever they are."

"Knock Knock..."

"They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave."

"whats 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick."

"I haven't seen anyone in a yellow jersey this disgraced since Lance Armstrong."

"Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They're doing research on black holes."

"I make love like a machine. Unfortunately it's a two-stroke engine."

"A bot walks into a sub and orders a rum and coke... [Removed]"