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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a fan of stupid conspiracy theories, but I'm fully aware that Governments slow down time on weekdays & speed it up on weekends."

"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."

"Having sex is like multiplying numbers together If they're under 13, just do them in your head."

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."

"How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing."

"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."

"cop: ""can you point at which zebra it was"" zebra: ""ha good luck we all look the same"" me: [points at zebra wearing my sunglasses] ""that one"""

"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."

"hunter s. thompson was cool, but there were also tribes that were gatherer s. thompson"

"How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb? There can be only one."