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Joke of the Day
"Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road? Because it's a chicken."
Next Joke
"Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship problems if you always end up with the same idiot."
"What does ""IDK"" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either."
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."
"What do you call it when you have a bad dream about having sex with someone you hate? A 'fucking' nightmare."
"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"
"I like my chairs the way I like my women Quiet and conforming to my body"
"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."
"I got a shopping cart today with 4 working wheels, it was full of lingerie models and self confidence and I was dreaming"
"*pokes sex life with a stick"