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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind. Buildings can't jump."
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"I like playing chess with bald men in the park... although its hard to find 32 of them."
"These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before."
"If you google ""MySpace"" your computer will ask ""Are you fucking serious right now?"""
"[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?"
"Let's pause this conversation until your Transition Lenses catch up."
"A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness."
"What did the lazy suspect say to the court? I haven't done anything to warrant a rest."
"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."
"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."