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Joke of the Day
"No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy's hat sideways."
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"It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"
"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."
"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?"
"Judge: how do you plead? Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths ""not guilty""] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up"
"Share the most offensive and politically incorrect jokes you know."
"The best thing about adolescent humor... is that it never gets old!"
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"Did you hear about the gay broom? Spent 10 years in the closet."