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Joke of the Day
"I'm ready to start a family, in the sense that I have enough chip clips for 6 people."
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"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"
"The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds."
"My wife was fixing the caulk around our tub... Me: You should use some caulk softener to make that easier. Wife: Is that like a picture of your mom or something? (actual conversation)"
"What's the difference between a violin and a viola? The viola takes longer to burn."
"My doctor accidentally mixed my Viagra with laxitives I didn't know whether I was coming or going!"
"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""
"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."
"Why is Superman's costume so tight? Because it only comes in size 'S'"
"What did the asian couple name their black baby? Sum sing wong"