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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."
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"Magic A magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway."
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"What do older women wear? Depends"
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"I just downloaded more RAM... ...but I still can't play No Man's Sky."
"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"