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Joke of the Day

"I just downloaded more RAM... ...but I still can't play No Man's Sky."

"Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case."

"Hey gurl, are you an inaccurate answer? Because that is one-significant-figure"

"Harry Potter joke Q. Why can't Snape teach Herbology? A. He can't keep the lilies alive."

"What do you call it when a king rips a fart?.. Air to the throne."

"Damn girl, you must be a moped Because I love riding you but I'd be extremely embarrassed if any of my friends saw me on you"

"Honey, can we skip that wedding this weekend? ""What? Why?"" It sounds boring and there's no way that couple makes it.. ""It's OUR wedding!"""

"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry.... Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move? Nah, mastay"