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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
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"Let's talk about the elephant in the room. I apologize for bringing it in here last night. There was alcohol involved. Can we keep him?"
"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."
"Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. CW: I'm standing right in front of yo... Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
"Since it started raining all my girlfriend has done is look through the window If it gets any worse i'll have to let her in"
"Two Jews working in a shop. One of them asks: -Abraham, how much is 13 times 8? -Are we buying or selling?"
"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"
"Higgs boson walks into a Catholic church Priest says 'you're not allowed in here! Get out!' Higgs Boson looks at him confused, 'but without me you can't have mass.'"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women? Snowballs."
"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."