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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
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"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."
"My dad once told me I would make a great mime... I was speechless."
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"Donald Trump is what happens when a YouTube commenter makes a billion dollars."
"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."