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Joke of the Day

"Two Jews working in a shop. One of them asks: -Abraham, how much is 13 times 8? -Are we buying or selling?"

"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."

"Fellaz: Commenting on and liking every other half-naked girl's Facebook picture makes you look damn thirsty! Have some dignity or buy some."

"Most people's religion or faith has a switch which they can conveniently switch on and off whenever it suits them."

"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."

"What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed? I trussed you."

"What blood type are most grammar Nazis have? A Type O"

"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."

"People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system. ""You have one new voicemail from... *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd"""

"At university I was going to join the debating class... ...but someone talked me out of it"