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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."
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"Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill."
"How do you piss off a historian? Give them a tampon and say what period is this from?"
"Do cops tell bad guys to freeze in Alaska? Or is it just understood?"
"Can you identify yourself!! Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"I was 3 yrs old when my mom was diagnosed with my brother."
"What's the difference between white time and black time (Warning. Dad joke) The size of their clock."
"What's the difference between golfers and skydivers? Golfers: *smack* Shit! Skydivers: Shit! *smack*"
"You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store."
"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."