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Joke of the Day
"what after c? deez nut!"
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"What do you call a Reddit Psychic? A 4chan teller"
"Has this been posted before?"
"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"
"Best way to get a girl to come home with you is to tell her you own 3 lava lamps seriously what girl wouldn't want to see 3 lava lamps"
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
"i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing"
"Wife: Did you do the dishes like I asked? Me: Sorry I was busy W: Doing what? *cat rides by on Roomba wearing gladiator outfit* Me: Uh.."
"Sometimes my dog looks super fucking delicious. #AsianPeopleProblems"
"What idiot invented fire blankets? You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames."