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Joke of the Day

"what after c? deez nut!"

"Storks leave cute babies. Crows leave ugly babies. Swallows leave no babies!"

"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"

"This is why I failed out of collage."

"why didn't the escaped peasant want to go to the beach? he was scared that he'd end up serfing again"

"Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour? Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!"

"What are your best political jokes?"

"Help I'm addicted to skin I can't stop wearing it!"

"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."

"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""