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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"
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"Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist? She was feelin' the Bern!"
"What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight? Nananananananananana BATMAN!"
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer One sells watches, and the other watches cells."
"My girlfriend surprised me with a car! It's a good thing she missed me."
"""Ohhhh!! I didn't hear the 'lasting more than four hours' part. I'm sorry I called you at home, doctor."""
"When I told my friends that I'm writing jokes for a living... ...they laughed at me, wait 'till they hear one of my jokes on tv, they won't be laughing then!"
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar..... He buys a drink."
"wife: as immature as you are, you do do a lot for this family, so thank you me: *giggles* wife: me: wife: ...go ahead me: ""do do"""
"""The secret is that it's all in the wrist!"" -My grandfather talking about golf or handjobs or something"