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Joke of the Day
"What's Peyton Manning's favorite hair style? The blowout"
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"Just tried to read an article that wasn't a list. Bunch of words, no GIFs, and it required me to think?? 0/10 would not recommend."
"Next time the cashier asks me if I want ""Paper or Plastic"" I'm just gonna say, ""Doesn't matter to me, I'm bi-sacksual."""
"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."
"{Favorite Halloween Prank at Walmart} Old Lady: Your son is adorable 4 yr. old: *running down aisles* Me: Mam' My son died 10 years ago."
"50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...' - 50 Shades of Macy Gray."
"Robin: Gee Bruce, how come you get to wear dark concealing colors and I have to wear bright Red, Yellow and Green? Batman: You're the decoy"
"Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed. "
"Are you a general? Because you make my privates stand at attention."
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It can be a load of shit."