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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route."
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"horror story in 4 words good morning, president trump."
"I crossed a Lhasa Apso with a Shih tzu. But all I got was Lhasa Shit."
"The ""PB&HJ;"" looked better on the menu. They really do have everything at the Cheesecake Factory."
"I read an article about the dangers of drinking and it scared the crap out of me... ...so I decided to swear off reading."
"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""
"Me: Daughters, dude. Driving me crazy, you know? Him: Yeah. Me: Want another juice box, bro? Him: Yeah. 3 year-old neighbor boy gets me."
"What do you call two identical boobs? Identitties."
"What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."
"A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender ""A pint of beer please."" The bartender says ""Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!"" The dog then replies ""Why? Do they need electricians?"""