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Joke of the Day

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"Your mom's got eight vaginas and a Ph.D. We call her Dr. Octopus."

"Worst. Cruise. Ever. - Katie Holmes"

"All pills are sleeping pills if you take enough of them."

"If someone gossips to you, you can bet they also gossip about you..."

"I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."

"Sign language is a pretty handy skill"

"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"

"The Little Mermaid (1989) The story of a girl who realizes that she should change EVERYTHING about herself to land a good man..."

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"