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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."

"Ever hear about the lost Vikings? Ask the Seahawks."

"The difference between a girl in church and a girl in the bathtub? one has hope in her soul."

"Did you hear about the mummy that reached the top 10 with his new album? People say it's cause he has the tightest wraps"

"I spent all night wondering where the sun went, but then it dawned on me..."

"If you're a germaphobe and you know it... wash your hands!"

"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."

"What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?"

"I have a stepladder because.... My real ladder left me when I was young."

"If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?"