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Joke of the Day

"2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other and say's ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"

"What's the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?"

"Due to those 5 extra minutes of sleep I got because of the snooze button I'm not even tired anymore Said no one ever!"

"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"

"I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I dont care what star sign it is."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple."

"What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging? A running joke."

"Women would be better serial killers if they didn't smile when people mention someone's been missing"

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? **One.** **Germans are very efficient and not very funny.** *Source: My co-worker.* *I'm German and I approve this message.*"