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Joke of the Day

"""My mom was a famous YouTuber."" ""How embarrassing."" - the future"

"yo moma is so dumb she climbed over a window to see what was on the other side"

"Why did the cow tip over? Excellent service."

"What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !"

"Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?"

"What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman ... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring."

"Medical science still doesn't have a cure for premature ejaculation, but researchers say it's coming quickly."

"There was a man who was arrested for masturbating in a public library... He came quietly."

"Did you hear about the refuse collector in Pakistan who died after carrying too much rubbish? He was Bin Laden."

"What is the difference between a rooster and a Hooker? A rooster says ""cock-a-doodle-do"" and a Hooker says ""any cock will do."""