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Joke of the Day

"Due to those 5 extra minutes of sleep I got because of the snooze button I'm not even tired anymore Said no one ever!"

"""I just went on a hike and suddenly I can tell everyone what's right and wrong."" -Moses"

"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"

"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"

"""Tony, why do you always go around spelling your name backwards?"" Tony: ""Why not?"""

"Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side..."

"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."

"An unemployed engineer... if ( engineer == employed() ) { print ""Meh""; } else { make_a_stupid_joke (); }"

"cop: the perp was found with red paint on his fingers, so i guess you could say he was caught.. *looks at camera* why is there a camera here"

"When I die, I want my tombstone to read ""He died doing what he loved. Hating whatever he was doing."""