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Joke of the Day
"Paid $80 for a screw I picked up on my lunch hour. The only thing that blew was my tire."
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"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."
"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."
"Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date"
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? You marry her."
"""FINISH HIM,"" I scream, as Nana takes the last bite of her gingerbread man."
"My great great grandfather died in a Nazi death camp. He fell off of a guard tower."
"What does the devil say to hell rejects? Why don't you fork off"
"A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots. The girl says ""Can I join you?"" They reply ""Can you knot?"""