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Joke of the Day
"My life The biggest joke of all."
Next Joke
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermits finger"
"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."
"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"
"When you have ""very happily married"" in your bio, we read that as ""DM me about my other secret account 'cause my spouse watches this one."""
"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."
"""Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl?"" ""No, flush it like everyone else"""
"It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally."
"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"
"My kid just put on an apron and made homemade brownies so forget the world, I'm not even the best mom in my house anymore."