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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"
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"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."
"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"
"I wanted to go to college to be a farmer. But, they didn't have a degree in that field."
"So the current Prime Minister of the UK just blocked compulsory sex education in schools.. I guess he doesn't want children to be able to identify a cunt."
"i dont care if people dislike me, but if a pet ignores me, i will hit them up nonstop & keep changing my look drastically until they love me"
"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."
"Enjoying Starbucks' free WiFi with my MacBook and flannel shirt while listening to a band you've probably never heard of."
"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"
"""Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain streaking"" [pilot darts out of the cockpit completely naked]"