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Joke of the Day

"Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape."

"What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh? machetes"

"I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana."

"How to win the war on drugs 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."

"What is the best thing about duct tape? It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm."

"I painted my computer black so it would run faster. Now it doesn't work. Then I painted my computer white so it would work. Now the whole system is corrupt."

"people used to make fun of me in high school but who's making fun of me now?? that's right bud, thousands of strangers on the world wide web"

"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."

"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"

"Religious gardening rising in popularity with today's youth. Parents around the nation are alarmed at their teens obsession with Sects and Violets."