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Joke of the Day

"I deactivated my Facebook so I won't know if any bible verses are ""so true"" for a while."

"May I have a quick word with you? Velocity"

"What do you call a pair of eyeglasses that questions its surroundings? Skepticles."

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching... ...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident."

"*gets into any creepy van* *Gets kicked out*"

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"

"A fava bean was playing near a meat grinder Then his mother came and said, ""Stop that! You're making a foule out of yourself!"""

"If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car... Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!"

"I went to the Reddit hotel The host wasn't responding."

"Me and My Friends Play Yu-Gi-Oh In The Shed We call it the Shed-O-Realm."