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Joke of the Day
"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."
Next Joke
"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."
"After watching TV with my kids, I think I have figured out what's wrong with this generation....their cartoons suck."
"*calls son at college* Pop quiz, son ""Ok"" What's the opposite of a hot dog ""Um...a cold cat?"" Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy"
"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"
"[REQUEST] Jokes about tall people ?"
"There are two kinds of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from missing information"
"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"
"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."
"What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home? She moved."