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Joke of the Day

"I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out."

"diet tip: eat all your meals in front of a industrial fan"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."

"How do you top a car? with the break tupid!"

"*posts picture of the saddest meal of all time, a big plate of dry meat and weirdly burnt vegetables* it's so sad that some guys can't cook."

"It doesn't matter what kind of brain is attached. Good boobs is good boobs."

"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"

"What did the lesbian mushroom say to the other lesbian mushroom during oral sex? Umami."

"Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?"

"What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle? A round of applause ...because they all have the clap."