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Joke of the Day

"I've mathematically figured out how many upvotes it takes to get to the front page. Answer inside. [score hidden]"

"What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay? I ain't no snitch."

"My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that."

"Me and my new girlfriend are both scientists, archaeologists to be exact... .. we're carbon, dating."

"Nothing better than hearing that a couple who comments on each other's Facebook statuses broke up."

"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"

"""Charlie, I want a divorce."" [in a black robe sacrificing a chicken on a satanic blood alter] Why?"

"Shout out to people who block me cuz it hurts their feelings I occasionally fav them without following. You can also just ask me to stop :/"

"I like my steak just how i like ISIS... DEAD"

"How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS? Skin color."