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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa have 3 houses? One for each of his hoes."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to everything in it."
"My ex said she left me because of my short attention span. Unbeknownst to her I actually...damn that's a cool ass word right? Unbeknownst."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt."
"I would tell an economics joke... ..but there's not enough demand."
"I saw an oldman get hit by a car. He didn't hear me say ""look out!"" Because I didn't say anything."
"Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: ""My son's not fat!"" How you know I was talking about him? ""Cuz he's the.."" Fat one? ""Ya."""
"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"
"Ran out of time At work today a coworker said to me... Coworker: I was goin to make a smoothie for breakfast but I ran out of time . Me: You put thyme in your smoothie ?! ."
"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."