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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
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"What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last? A louger."
"Do gun manuals have a ""trouble shooting?"" section?"
"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
"[my fitness dvd] ME: *lifting cans of soup as weights* im using minestrone but you can use pretty much any kind"
"Just bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Why shouldn't you make jokes about dwarves giving fellatio? It's a bit of a low blow..."
"How many? How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo? ""What's a Matterbooboo?"" Nothing Yogi."
"Why is it called stand-up comedy? Because people in wheelchairs shouldn't be laughed at."
"ladies call me a keyboard cus i'm always in front of the computer and i've got crumbs in all my crevices"