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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
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"Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died? Because he just couldn't bereave it."
"[creation of bats] God: stretch out that mouse"
"Whats black,white,black,white,black,white,red? A nun falling down the stairs on her period."
"The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, ""Window or aisle?"" I replied, ""Window or you'll what?"""
"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."
"Marriage Joke The title is the joke. Come on guys. -.-"
"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."