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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle."

"I've got the eye of a tiger and a lifetime ban from the zoo"

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your front door? Swim towards a window"

"I like to listen to sad music when I'm sad to make me double sad."

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? More geese on that side."

"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."

"Jared Blames Weight loss for his paedophillia. He could finally catch them."

"Why does my computer keep saying hello? It's a Dell."

"My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."