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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."

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"Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same."
"I walked into chemistry class... It was Boron"
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"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."
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"[spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course I can, don't be stupid"
"Submit your best! (Puns) What are your best one or two liner PUNS?"
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