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Joke of the Day

"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""

"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""

"TV needs to stop putting up those stupid ""viewer discretion"" warnings. My mom is sick of me calling her for clearance."

"What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse? He can't do 'top gear' anymore!"

"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"

"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Because she moans with the other."

"Most computer problems stem from the lack of a fatherboard. No? Ok, I'll show myself out."

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"What Does Donald Trump Say as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a clever point made at one's expense? Toupee' my friend...Toupee'"

"Those Weren't Raisinets: A Mouse Tale"