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Joke of the Day

"DETECTIVE: TELL US WHERE THE STOLEN BANK MONEY IS HIDDEN ROBBER: Nope, but I WILL give you a series of clues DETECTIVE: ok this sounds fun"

"The Guy who traded a hat for things of equal or greater worth... No, seriously; let me know if you want to trade me something for my hat."

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog."

"I missed your birthday because I didn't log onto Facebook that day. #LetsBeReal"

"I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team"

"Why do smurfs laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls ????"

"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."

"Please donate to my gofundme to replace the laptop i threw across the room in anger after my last gofundme failed"

"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."