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Joke of the Day
"I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland The flag is a big plus"
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"I tell all my ex girlfriends I just want them to be happy (happy was a golden retriever I saw get hit by a train in 1997)"
"Anniversary ""Knock* Knock*"" :Who's there? ""9/11"" :9/11 who? ""You said you'd never forget!"""
"Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop? She was trying to find the lowest prices"
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""
"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."
"What do Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini and Ayn Rand have in common? They are all dead."
"I have a work fetish I never come too late."
"Q: What did the boots say to the cowboy? A: You ride -- I'll go on foot."
"What's the convention for big-breasted female clowns? Silly-Con"