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Joke of the Day

"Saw this a while back There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those who do not."

"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"

"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"

"BOSS: why are you so late? ME: i definitely wasnt up until 4am watching Hey Arnold ha-ha BOSS: well i was and i got here on time"

"What's Ron Jeremy's favorite shape? Erectangle"

"What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? An envelope!"

"The sign said, ""Call Jesus for help."" The next day I had a Mexican guy mowing my lawn."

"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."

"Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"A member of Isis is having a bad day... It's having a crisis"