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Joke of the Day

"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"

"The size of penis doesn't correlate to the number of sex one will have Proof: the two largest populations in this world: China and India."

"""Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!"" ""We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"""

"How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes"

"what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me."

"Tom Swifty ""My mom is my dad!"" Said Tom transparently."

"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."

"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"

"Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad."

"(NSFW) What's a vagina's favorite type of music? Cuntry!"