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Joke of the Day

"What starts with E, ends with E and has only one letter? An envelope!"

"3. The number of times you can flip a grilled cheese sandwich before you notice that you have the pan on the wrong burner...cuz of Twitter."

"Why was the lightning bug unhappy? Because her children were not very bright."

"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "

"Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period."

"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."

"What did the mathematician do at the baseball game? 4 the home team"

"Did you hear about the assassin who was given forty years to complete his assignment? He had some time to kill."

"I'm never buying clothes for my kids again Dang baby goats just eat everything!"

"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."