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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."
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"Why can't cops eat bacon? Because that would be cannibalism"
"What does a cow ride when his car is broken? A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!"
"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement."
":S :C :H :O :O :L - You can't find happy faces."
"Who are the greatest financiers in the bible? Noah, all his stock was afloat when the rest of the world was in liquidation, and Pharaohs' daughter, who went to the bank and found a little prophet."
"Curiosity doesn't kill anything, stupidity does."
"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"
"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."