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Joke of the Day
"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
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"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."
"Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour"
"What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party? An Impasta"
"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""
"How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout ""Heroes in a half shell."" 3) When a girl yells back ""Turtle Power,"" marry her."
"If I was a girl named Isis, I'd be pissed that half the people decided to change my name to Isil."
"I am single by choice. Choice of 2 billion women."
"Simba was moving too slow, so I told him........... Mufasa"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."