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Joke of the Day

"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"Say this to any woman. How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb? Idk how? You've obviously never changed one."

"100% of Nickelback fans drive drunk."

"Reasons I Can Relate To Raccoons: 1) Dark circles around eyes. 2) Eats junk. 3) Small and chubby. 4) Stays up all night. 5) Cute but will fight you."

"Plays tetris. Gets a circle."

"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty."

"Why are cops so bad at pool? Because they can't resist hitting the black ball."

"If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF."

"""I love the Fall, the trees are so pretty"" It's fall?? ""Ya, so what?"" [leaves start attacking everyone] OMG THE LEAVES HAVE TURNED"

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."