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Joke of the Day
"What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory."
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"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"Yo you guys ever try hanging out with people you like who also like you? Shit's dank af"
"China and Russia are having a friendly discussion... Russia: ""I bet you couldn't kill that group of Buddhist monks over there"" China: ""Do you want Tibet?"""
"What did Star Trek teach millions of kids? To boldly split infinitives!"
"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."
"What's the difference between an apple and a hormone? You can't hear an apple"
"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."