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Joke of the Day
"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
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"Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married? A: Newlywebs."
"1900: Let's filter coffee. 1950: We need to filter cigarettes. 1970: We should really filter water. 2015: I want to filter my face."
"Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarterback."