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Joke of the Day

"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"
"Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!"
"How did Hitler like to have his juice in the morning? 100% concentrated."
"Two muffins were in an oven. One says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here."" The other one says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"I'm trying to bring a taco into this club...let's see if the bouncer finds it when he frisks me"
"2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists. 2) Hypocrites"
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"Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him"
"Lipstick Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?"