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Joke of the Day
"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."
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"Today my girlfriend left me Because I have a Linkin Park obsession... ...But in the end it doesnt even matter..."
"""Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text."" -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts"
"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron"
"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"
"Islam... ... is a religion of peace."
"The debate should just be held here The joke should be in the comments"
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
"I wish gummi bears screamed when you ate them"
"My dad said this at his retirement... he is a former principal ""I remember a time when Harass was two words."